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holynipples:

holynipples:

my throat is kinda irritated let me google it and see what’s going on

i have a brain tumor

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Source: holynipples

vvebkinz:

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dongstrider:

im—really—weird:

psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

somebody please write a book on this

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Source: psyducked

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Source: mypiechartsexuality

fuking-ughh:

perfectlymale:

Harry Styles kissing Zayn Malik, who then appears to jizz himself.

I can’t

Source: wowzarry

corporalcarp:

when you say that you’re going to bed but then you see a thing you want to reblog

(via awkwardvagina)

Source: corporalcarp

circumcisions:

finally

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Source: kaalashnikov

artfulg:

the art project that got me sent to the counselor in middle school

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Source: artfulg

Normal person watching movie: I like that actor
*Moves on with life*
Me watching movie: I like that actor
*looks actor up on Wikipedia*
*buys biography of actor*
*acquires all movies with actor*
*blogs nothing but pictures of actor*
*cries forever over actor*

Source: livydarling

gangbangs:

if-you-give-a-girl-a-fandom:

gangbangs:

who would name their kid zoey 101

her name is zoey and 101 is her dorm number at the school…

no her name is zoey 101 watch the show please

(via awkwardvagina)

Source: slydig